Haha. Good one. I hate spiders. Whenever I see a spider in the house I yell, which alerts my dog, and we both go for it. Whoever gets there first, kills it. I fight for it because it grosses me out when my dog eats it. But my best killings are not spiders. I'm a fluff killer. I'm always stomping on an unidentified blob thing around the house. Most of the time it's just fluff.
You should read "There Is No Antimemetics Division" by qntm (available for free on the SCP website) if you haven't already. Great piece of sf writing and some parallels to this.
Haha. Good one. I hate spiders. Whenever I see a spider in the house I yell, which alerts my dog, and we both go for it. Whoever gets there first, kills it. I fight for it because it grosses me out when my dog eats it. But my best killings are not spiders. I'm a fluff killer. I'm always stomping on an unidentified blob thing around the house. Most of the time it's just fluff.
You should read "There Is No Antimemetics Division" by qntm (available for free on the SCP website) if you haven't already. Great piece of sf writing and some parallels to this.
Everyone tells me it's the goat.